i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle

Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.
In New Zealand people say ‘sweet as’ for ‘awesome’ or ‘heck yeah’ but I didn’t know that before I went there so when I stepped out of a bus and said “we’ll be back soon!” the driver was like ‘SWWEET ASSSSS’ AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED AND UNCOMFORTABLE UNTIL I LEARNED IT’S ‘SWEET AS’ NOT ‘SWEET ASS’
Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.
Wow! I kinda love this idea.
literally the future
this is some total recall shit i fuckin love it
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
I even procrastinate the things I want to do.